Gud Morning Friend****

“Friend nahi to life waste,
Salt nahi to food waste,
Story nahi to cinema waste,
Mera SMS nahi to tera cell waste…!GOOD MORNING!

For EveryThing********

For the secrets
And the silence
For the ifs
And the buts
For jokes
And the tears
For autumns
And the winters
For life
And all its colors
Everyone needs a friend
To me you’re the best of them all

Very Cute Sms

Beautiful truth against gravity: read carefully..

“The heart feels light when someone is IN IT,

But it feels very heavy when some LEAVES IT”

Cute Sms

Heart told eyes:
“See less because yOu will see & I will suffer a lOt.”
Then eyes replied:
Feel less because yOu will feel & I will cry a lOt…

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
“Naeei” hon

Mövies Öf COLLEGE Life, (çlässes)=Bärdäsht (Attendäce)=Herä Pheri (çläss RoOm)=Nö Entry (Teächer)=jänidushman (Exäm)=Evil Deåd (Exäminer)=DOn (Friend Düring Päper)=Hüm Aäpke Hain Kaün? (Vivä)=EncOünter (Märking)=Andhä QänÖön (Exäm Time)=Qäyämät (çheäting)=Läge RähÖ Münnä Bhai (Qüestion Päper)=Ek Päheli (Answer Päper)=Körä Käghäz (Resült)=Sädmä (Päss

Mujhe tmse zarori baat karni hai is baat ka zikar kisi se nahi karna mujhe 500 rupees ki zarorat hai me ne kabhi tmse kuch nahi manga mujhe pata hai k tum MaNa nahi karoge
0r mjhe pata ha k tmhare pas hain
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Ye sab
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Ek pathan ATM machine se keh raha tha”
Aap k hosh q urr gaye?

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain

Funny Sms

Jab light ho out of control Taar ko TU kar ke goal Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal AaaaLL IS WELL K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga??? Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga Tar utha Kunda laga Kunda laga k bol bhayya AAaAaAL IZZ WELL……

Khubsurat hai zindagi khwab ki tarah, Jane kab tut jaye kanch ki tarah, Mujhe na bhoolna kisi baat ki tarah, Apne dil mein hi rakhna khubsurat yaad ki tarah..

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