Latest April Fool Sms

1. Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

2. Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai…

3. Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

4. A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

5. I want U to know that U are very important to me, It”s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere…. DON”T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…

6.“Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
BBC per
CNN per
IBN7 per
AAJTAK per
NDTV per
nahi suna..!
Radio Mirchi per toh suna ho ga..!
Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab padh loo..
Today is April Fool Day and 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefully..”

7. “Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?”

8. “FOOL nA
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL k saath wish kiya hai
you are the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amongest all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

9. This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat,
to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat,
for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat !
Now read it without the word cat.”

10. “Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¦
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi-hai”

11. “Everything has a day…
Every pet has a day…
Every fool too has a day!
Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
The April Ist !”

12. Aisa Dostana hamara,
Mai Kashti tu Kinara,
Mai Dhanush tu Teer,
Mai Matar tu Paneer,
Mai Varsha tu Badal,
Mai Hot tu Cool,
Mai April tu…?”

13. Spain par qabza hua to Muslims ko Christians ne wada kar k Ship main sawar kya,
Aur Kaha k aap hifazat se AFRICA chalay jao gay,
Lekin jab Ship Sea main gaya to Christians ne Muslims ko zinda Jala diya.”
Thay Celebrate This Day in the Memory of MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL

14. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass

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