GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
“Naeei” hon

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Mujhe tmse zarori baat karni hai is baat ka zikar kisi se nahi karna mujhe 500 rupees ki zarorat hai me ne kabhi tmse kuch nahi manga mujhe pata hai k tum MaNa nahi karoge
0r mjhe pata ha k tmhare pas hain
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Ye sab
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Ek pathan ATM machine se keh raha tha”
Aap k hosh q urr gaye?

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain

Funny Sms

Jab light ho out of control Taar ko TU kar ke goal Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal AaaaLL IS WELL K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga??? Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga Tar utha Kunda laga Kunda laga k bol bhayya AAaAaAL IZZ WELL……

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