Insult Sms

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    TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT
    1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT
    2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

 

  • A – U r Attractive
    B – U r the Best
    C – U r Cute
    D – U r Dear 2 Me
    E – U r Excellent
    F – U r Funny
    G – U r Good-Looking
    H – hehehe
    I – i’m
    J – JOKING

 

  • Where r u?
    U r u not replying?
    I m worried coz todays paper I read that
    Due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
    So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

 

  • Childrn use their thumb to suck,
    Illetrate use their thumb as signature,
    But monkey uses their thumb to read SMS!
    Now dont change ur finger!

 

  • What is the similar between
    “Baygon-spray” & “Body-spray”?
    If you Use Baygon spray you will die
    & If you Don’t use Body spray others will

 

  • Plz Dont Neglect This
    Msg
    A Poor Boy
    Suffering Frm Mental
    Disorder Needs Shock
    Treatment
    Plz Send Ur Photo
    So That
    He Gets The
    PROPER SHOCK.

 

  • Today, tommorow and yesterday
    There will be one heart that would
    Always beat for you You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!

 

  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting,
    The violets are dead,
    The sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

 

  • Sometimes my mind asks me..
    Why I like U?
    Why I wnt 2 c U?
    Why I Rem’ber U?
    Why U make me laugh?
    THEN my HEART answers….
    Its simply coz
    I LOVE CARTOONS.

 

  • U r a nice person…
    But…
    U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
    1. Pray to God so that u can live….
    2. Take a bath so that others can live….

 

  • Hello, this is GOD.
    I make few bad creations but
    You are the worst monster I ever realised.
    My apologies on behalf of the whole world?.

 

  • Can we do romance in the evening today?
    I’m in a good mood
    Just a little bit of kissing and biting
    Reply me soon!
    Urs lovingly
    MOSQUITO
  • One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
    “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself.
    Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
  • Day Time, Night Time
    Work Time, Off Time
    Happy Time, Sad Time
    Good Time, Bad Time
    Any Time?
    Why you look like a Monkey?.
    ~ Insult SMS Text Message
  • Cow, Elephant, Donkey.
    -Discussing who is greatest?
    Cow.I giv 50 ltres milk a day.
    Elephant.I eat 100 bundle’s of sugar cane a day.
    .
    .
    .
    Helo its ur turn.:-)
  • Chubby cheeks,
    Dimple chin,
    Browny lips,
    Tiny eyes and
    Rose tongue.
    Actually i was pointing out
    The similarities between u and
    ‘Hutch dog’. Great…r u twins..
  • Those beautiful eyes,
    That incredible body,
    Such a brain,
    A sexy mouth,
    Nice smile ….
    But that is enough about me,
    Tell me how you are?.

 

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