Thank U Sms




1. What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us;
What we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.


2. Thank you for your generous gift,
Hard earned and easy spent!
Although consumption may be swift,
No time can dull intent.
Know that we well know that you
Your love have tendered so.
Our love we then tender, too,
Untold thanks in tow.


3.  Thanks for being my friend
Thanks for thinking about me
Thanks for care about me
Thanks for everything you did for me
You shouldn’t have
But I’m so glad you did


4.  Thank you for your friendship and your love.
However life may turn, this gift will be
A mountain that has made my river bend,
Nor will it flow the same way to the sea.
Knowing you is something I’m made of.
Years will not this part of me remove.
One lives for just a brief eternity,
Understanding truths that never end.


5.  Life without thankfulness is devoid of love and passion.
Hope without thankfulness is lacking in fine perception.
Faith without thankfulness lacks strength and fortitude.
Every virtue divorced from thankfulness is maimed and limps along the spiritual road


6.  A smile makes us look younger? while prayers make us feel stronger? and friends?? They make us enjoy life forever.
Thank you for being my friend

7.  The world’s a better place
Because of folk like you
Who take the time to do nice things
The way you always do.


8.  When the Halloween pumpkins are gone,
And the leaves have all fallen to ground,
When the air has turned windy and cold,
Then Thanks you will soon be around.


9.  Remembring 2 say “Thank u” is, itself, an act of kindness & courtsy
Dat can last long after Da gift is worn out and Da moment has passed.


10. A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime.
Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.


11.  Thank You: Two small words
To convey the infinite feeling in my heart.


12.  Thank you for a memorable evening.
Heaven is suffused with verbal light.
As souls peer through the glass of conversation,
No one knows what may be wrong or right.
Kindness teaches far more truth than reasoning.
Your food for tongue and thought was rich with seasoning,
Opening a window on delight,
Undoing tiny knots of revelation.


Computer Sms

1. Hansi ko IÑBÖX
Anso ko ÖUTBÖX
Gusay ko HÖLD
Muskan ko SÉÑT
Help ko ÖK
Dil ko VIBRÄTÉ kro
Phr dekho zindgi ki RIÑG TØÑÉ
kesi pyari mehsos hogi.

2. Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

3. Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

4. 640K ought to be enough for anybody. – This is not humorous by itself; but in the context it’s a classic by Bill Gates in 1981

5. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila

6. A Computer Lover
Falling from the roof of a building
And shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of

7. Any given program costs more and takes longer.

8. Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug.

9. Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga

10. A good friend is like a computer;
Me ?enter’ ur life,
‘Save’ u in my heart,
?Format’ ur problems,
‘Shift’ u 2 opportunities &
Never ?delete’ u from my memory!

11. Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows.

12. Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

13. Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.

14. Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?

15. Wht’s an astronaut’s favourite place on the computer?
A. The spacebar!

16. Why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
FOREIGN KEY relationships

17. Tech Support: I need you to right-click on the Desktop.
Customer: Ok.
Tech Support: Did you get a pop-up menu?
Customer: No.
Tech Support: Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?
Customer: No.
Tech Support: Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?
Customer: Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote click’.

18. The term reboot comes from the middle age (before computers). Horses who stopped in mid-stride required a boot to the rear to start again. Thus the term to rear-boot, later abbreviated into reboot.

19. Two Beggers meet. .
Two Software Engineers meet. .
Both asked the same Question to Each other.!
Guess What???
So? Which Platform are you Working on.!

20. They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.


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